||[Aug. 12th, 2005|05:10 pm]
A man of ruthless compassion
Paypalia, Goddess of all things Ebay, would like you to know that in order to do such things as attend Artfest, it is necessary to cease and desist on the whole spending money thang. She encourages you to enjoy this time in your life when you DO have a bit of expendable cash, as that is a rarity, but reminds you that you are in the process of building a home. BY YOURSELF. (okay, "selves" technically, but since when has Paypalia been concerned with technicalities?)|
Paypalia knows you enjoy having the artwork of others in your home and being able to say "so and so made that." She knows you want your house to resemble a mini-museum, where folks can enjoy looking at handmade art.
In her infinite wisdom, she understands you want to spread the wealth to your fellow humans, but would deign to remind you that if one spreads oneself too thin, one lives in a shack in the woods for the rest of their natural lives, fearful of freezing to death in the winter, or being eaten by werewolves because her honorable servant must go outside to fire up the generator to watch a movie.
Paypalia hopes you will take her message to heart, as she is compassionate in her wisdom, and only wants the best for you and your loved ones. Fulfill your current desires, and then offer penance in the form of artistic flagellation.